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"Offensive Driving" is a class I teach which is the alternative to "Defensive Driving". It is a required class to anyone who doesn't get traffic tickets regularly. The government would like to get more of your money and contrary to popular belief couldn't care less about your safety. So, I teach this class so you will drive like a maniac and get more tickets. They pay me weekly...very weakly. What do you expect? It is the government.

Is government worker an oxymoron?