Play Part 5 again -----------Play Part 7

Apparently many people think you should reason with a cop to try to get out of a ticket. Foolishness! Pigs have no reason. Some people think you should cry? Utter foolishness! Pigs have no emotion. You must speak to them in their native pig tongue with grunts and snorts. Cops LOVE being talked to in their native language. They feel more comfortable and want to talk back, as they are in the habit of doing. Then quickly distract them with donuts and be on your way. Pigs can turn on you quickly so don't get too close. They are like vicious animals...exept you eat them with pancakes and orange juice.

Do I smell bacon?