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-------This is a subliminal message. John is cool. I must give him all my money. I love his work.

I will recommend him to all three of my friends and offer to swap web links right away...maybe even sooner.---------

 

JohnPointsContact John Tunnell , or else!

Dear John Tunnell, ------------------------------------------------------

I want to use you for a job or I just want to say "Hi". But how?

 

Never fear. There are three simple ways to get in touch with me:

1) E-mail me at John_Tunnell@hotmail.com

2) Call me on my cell phone (not at 3 am please!) - (817 ) 909-1409

This is realy cool: Clicking here will make your cell phone call my cell phone. Go ahead and try it. Everybody else is doing it. Don't you want to be cool and state of the art too?

3) Use telepathic powers. See below.

*A quick side note about telepathic powers.

I don't have them and if you do.............................................................................That is cool...I guess?

*Don't use telepathic powers to contact me if your message involves giving me money or opportunities for fun, friends, or excitement.

*Do use telepathic powers if you plan on being mean, nagging, complaining for hours on end , or if what you have to say would be considered extremely boring to even the most patient of men. In which case I invite all the telepathy you have to offer. In fact I wrote a little song for you and it is called "If the phone doesn't ring you will know it is me."

Tel

 

 

 

Yeah But How Do I Pronounce Your Name?

tonl

It is important to note that Tunnell is not pronounced tunnel. Let me explain the difference. You see a tunnel is something you drive your car through or something a mole might dig in your yard. Tunnell however has an extra "l" which makes it have an "l" sound for the last syllable. It would be like saying "ton" and then the letter "L". It is simple and yet so commonly mispronounced.

If you don't pronounce my name right I will forgive you, but there is a strong possibility that I will mispronounce your name until you get it right. Of course it will all be in good fun, but eventually you will say my name right...or else!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The John part, well if you can't figure that out you have probably never heard of using "the john" or the toilet. They are pronounced the same even if the "J" is lower case. You might wonder why I was named after a toilet, as I have on so many occasions. But that...is another story...

Back to the main page for heaven's sake!