So you are thinking to yourself:

"Self, I want to get in touch with John for some stupid reason. Perhaps I am crazy, but nevertheless I want to, no I HAVE to get in touch with this lunatic. But How?"

There are several ways:

E-mail: John_Tunnell@hotmail.com (I respond pretty quickly, but if I am not quick enough try the next option)

Cell phone: (817) 909-1409 (Please use this option tastefully. Just because you are awake at 4am doesn't necessariily mean I will be, perhaps it could wait until noon or so when we both wake up. I will always answer and be relatively polite especially for something legitimate, but I'm just saying...)

Telepathic powers: This option should be used ONLY for any complaints, lawsuits, cops, lawyers, city offiicials, politicians, bill collectors, or any other unsavory people. I would love to talk to all of you who hate me, but really only through mind communication. Send your message. I will get it and respond. If you don't get an answer within a few million years you will know there is a serious problem. That problem being that you are living that far in the past over something so incredibly petty as anything I could have done to you, especially considering your ridiculously long lifespan. You should find a hobby or something.

How will I know if telepathic powers are right for my correspondance?

When you imagine the conversation we are about to have in your mind do you feel the least bit apprehensive? Are you considering buying a gun to protect yourself? Or perhaps doing something cruel anonomously? If I did the same thing to you would you react with extreme violence? If you answered yes to any or all of these questions please for your own safety use the telepathic powers to transfer the message!